Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’

Paris Hilton In A Bikini Is Boring

You know when there’s a party happening and big named celebrities show up for it, there’s going to be a bottom feeder like Paris Hilton there trying to make a statement. Here she is at Coachella Music Festival wearing a bikini top and covering her now skinny out of shape, over partied ass. Yes, [...]

Paris Hilton’s BFF Keeps Trying of the Day

If you’re wondering why this bitch won that Paris Hilton BFF reality show bullshit, it’s because Paris is shallow, loves herself and needed someone with an uglier face than her to make her feel good about herself.
Now that this girl has had a taste of Paris’ life for about a week before Paris collected her [...]

Paris Hilton Actually Makes My Pants Tight

I haven’t done a post on Paris Hilton in a very long time, a while ago I had a team of nerds set up some fancy Hilton Filters and Paris Blockers on my computer to keep her out. Apparently these pictures of her outside the Letterman studios in a sexy blue dress were [...]