I don’t like doing posts on Eva Longoria because she’s butt ugly, but here she is at the The Rally for Kids with Cancer Benefit looking like one of those slutty car-show import models. She’s also wearing enough makeup to make her somewhat attractive, so I guess that makes her post worthy. Hey, you don’t [...]

We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like [...]