So it turns out that Kelly Osborne does more than just eat and spend her dad’s money, she also is a celebrity DJ who gets booked to play her shitty ipod mixes at clubs for big money, because people are so fascinated by celebrity and celebrity offspring that if Kelly Osborne listens to the shit, and sets the mood for the party thru her song choices, then it must be good enough for them to dance to.

I’d rather watch her masturbate and listen to her moan that be forced to get drunk to her mixes, and I really have no interest in every watching her masturbating or listening to her moan, if anything I find the thought fuckin’ disgusting, just figured it’d be a good enough visual for you to really grasp how badly I don’t want to hear her and her novelty DJ gig…and here are her fat tits…

Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are usually saved for fat, disgusting women who aren’t lookin’ all that good but think they are and last time I checked Larry King was some old dude with a hot wallet fuckin’ and pretty much younger cock fuckin’ wife, because I guess cheating is part of their contractual agreement when his dick stopped working, who isn’t the ideal candidate but with the amount of lipstick this motherfucker’s got on, he just might be a sweetheart, at least he would be in prison while the other inmates use his mouth for a pussy…or on a Pirate ship with that eye patch on…this is the kind of shit gay porn is made of….

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do…

The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….