The only thing hot about a bitch with a thick neck, is that if you accidentally knock her up when dating her and you push her down the stairs in efforts to get rid of the baby, cuz you aren’t ready for that shit, the chances of her breaking her neck and ending up wheel-chair [...]

Kendra Wilkinson’s got some hard nipples on her hard implants at the beginning of what will be a hard pregnancy because of the HPV, since she’s a whore. There’s nothing quite like a set of useless pregnant chick implants, I mean other than a set of useless mom impants, because watching a baby’s face after [...]

Megan Fox’s mystery flower boy is an 11-year-old Brit called Harvii Kindlon.
A day after Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to track down the chivalrous fan, he’s been found on Facebook boasting about his brush with fame.
But it seems Megan’s not the only celebrity he’s keen on — Harvii has also posted pictures of himself with Lady Gaga and Kevin Jonas.

I found [...]