Madonna and new male accessory Jesus Luz left the “The Model As Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City last night.  Is that the message we should take from this — that Luz is her muse?  Because whichever muse “inspired” the dog’s breakfast of accessories Madge has on needs to fine-tune his flow: what is going on with that head…piece…doodad?  And the driving glove, and the Raphaelite top?  And the prominent arm veins?

Madonna usually looks at least fairly chic; this seems, alas, like a misguided attempt to look “young” that doesn’t quite get over.