This bitch is ALWAYS wearing these fucking pants. We get it, you’re a mom, you like to jog despite how sloppy your body looks, and you want us to always think you’re headed to the fucking gym, but seriously, I need some fucking variety in my life, it’s like everyday I see her in these [...]

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking [...]

This is fucking ridiculous….it is an obvious joke, even one of the dykes is laughing the entire time and shit is all over 700 dollars…dude was hired off Craigslist to donate sperm and poor dude got involved with some gutter women who can’t even pronounce “Insemination”, while he’s just some video gamer who likes jerking [...]