I am not European or South American so I don’t give a fuck about “Football” or soccer as it’s known by the local perverts who like watching seven year olds run around in short shorts, but I do know that people hold these motherfuckers in some serious high-esteem. They are pretty much gods, so with [...]

Christmas has taken its toll on romeo John Mayer…
According to the singer, too many holiday snacks have left him out of shape and in need of some cardio workouts.
He quips, “I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest but not when they’re mine.”
Say no more…

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Here’s Gossip Girls Leighton Meester “entertaining” fans at some club opening in Miami the other night. I use the term “entertaining” very loosely, I’m assuming she’s lip synching, because from what I’ve heard she sucks balls. That being said I think she looks kinda cute and I’d like to do a [...]