Here’s everyone’s favourite useless celebrity, Audrina Patridge showing of her new blond highlights. Doesn’t she know in order for her to be blond she has to act like one. It’s a rule, look it up. That entails showing off her tits and ass which she clearly is not doing here. Dumb blond! At least she got that part down…

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You guys have probably wondered if there’s ever such a thing of a girl pushing her breasts up too much?! And the answer is an obvious NO!! Here’s Jessica Lowndes at the ‘Inglourious Basterds‘ Premiere pushing up her little chestnuts to her chin… and I like it! Sure, it looks a little silly and she’s not fooling anyone, but you got to give her an A for effort and a cup size.

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“Judge, I was just having fun” when on trial for molestation, rape or sexual harrassment looks like it just won’t work, again. I mean the whole thing is really bullshit, Minnie Mouse has been seducing men for fucking decades and it’s only natural that the second one of us comes in contact with her that we’d go for her cunt, even if Minnie Mouse is just a person dressed like Minnie Mouse and not the actual cartoon character. We’d do the same to pretty much anyone dressed like someone who has been cockteasin’ forever, especially when bitch is in the magic fuckin’ kingdom and if they don’t want us to try to make magic than they should re-work their marketing strategy.

The real joke in all this is that Walt Disney was created by a fuckin’ pedophile, in an era when pedophiles weren’t arrested if they were high profile….they just sort of swept it under the rug…but everyone knew that a man with such a deep rooted interest in little kids was messed the fuck up and not someone they wanted to let their kids visit for private screenings….

I guess what it comes down to is that we’re all perverts and this minimum wage whore is just trying to make some money and get on TV. I can’t wait for someone to actually molest her, rape her or sexually harrass her to teach her a fucking lesson.